Part 436: Cordelia C

*Sigh* Oh, how can I ever make him love me?

The sound of lovelorn sigh sends shivers down spine of Gregor!

Eek! G-Gregor? What are you doing lurking in the shadows?

To be prepared is big part of battle. Is true in war. And love! If we were love-fighting, this first skirmish go to Gregor.

A brazen statement for one you have barely even met! And what does sneaking up on people have to do with love?

Is good that Cordelia want to learn! Gregor will enlighten. On battlefield of love, to be adored is to have high ground. Surprise attack can lay groundwork for great success.

Aren't you taking this "love is war" metaphor a little far?

Surprise attack leaves heart's fortress unmanned, yes? Then gates can be knocked over with battering ram of charm! Heart is then defenseless for final assault.

...I see. You've clearly given this a great deal of thought.

Gregor more clever than he looks. Now you can also be victor in love!

Yes, sir! (leaves)

Hmm... Gregor hope he not just bite off more than he can be chewing...